Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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