Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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