we're blogging at a bar
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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