You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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