I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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