i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
zippers are such a cool invention
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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