Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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