Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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