Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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