i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Randomize
