Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Less talking, more tequila
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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