Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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