just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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