There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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