i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He better not be in your backpack
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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