trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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