Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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