let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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