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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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