She's JV to your varsity
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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