***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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