This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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