A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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