I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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