i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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