Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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