do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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