smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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