doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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