If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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