D3 body, D1 cock
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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