is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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