my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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