You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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