We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
