Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I love you. Go after that dick
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
