this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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