so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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