i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Of course I have a pirate flag
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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