I just saw a hot homeless man
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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