Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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