Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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