I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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