I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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