Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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