Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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