shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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