I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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