I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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