Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
