someone owes me an orgasm
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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