When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
my liver is dry heaving
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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