Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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